State of the Union Drinking Game

Normally I don’t drink, but when I can poke fun at Bush, all bets are off.

I’m not sure if the people I’m going to play with are going to use the standard SOTU drinking rules, but I presume that the more Bush says “nuclear,” talks about Iraq in connection with the War on Terror, urges bipartisanship, and pretends the US hasn’t already lost Iraq, the more inebriated I will be.